A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”
“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.
“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”
“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”
2007-01-29 01:04:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha good stuff!!!! I want to know what he smoked before he came to wedding!!
2007-01-29 01:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by BK thang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-29 01:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hardy har har har
2007-02-04 09:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I like this one. Good job.
2007-01-29 01:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good! I've heard it before, but it is still funny!
2007-01-29 01:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by leiadahn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny... LOL
2007-02-02 05:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by SC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny i'm still laughing.lol. tell more jokes lik that.
2007-02-04 14:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by melissa w 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As usual, Neo the one, you are hilarious! LMAO! BTW, Thanks for picking me #1 on another one. Yet, another star!
2007-02-05 09:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !! quite funny !!
2007-01-29 03:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by tokyo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one. very amusing.. lol
2007-02-06 00:03:35 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋