Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

2007-01-26 07:38:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lawyer is conducting a defence of his client on a murder charge. The case is going well for him, the evidence is sketchy, what there is of it, and his client has the innocent look of a handsome young man.

Unfortunately, this lawyer never knows when to realise he is ahead, and likes the sound of his own voice a bit too much, he is also cocky and far too clever.

Nearing the end when his largely sympathetic listeners in the jury have already decided to return a not guilty verdict he says,

"And furthermore, I have learned in the last few minutes that no murder was committed, indeed, within ten seconds, you will see that the victim is in fact alive! He will walk through that door - " and with a dramatic gesture, indicates the main door of the courtroom.

All eyes of the jury, in fact the whole courtroom, including the startled (and none too pleased) judge, swivel in that direction and a tense silence ensues.

Of course, nothing happens and the lawyer, tickled to bits by his own cleverness says,

"Well, there you are ladies and gentlemen, so flimsy is this case, that all of you believed the victim was alive and well. On such sketchiness, lack of evidence and your own intuition, I leave it to you to decide the only verdict possible, that is, my client is not guilty." and smug as hell he sits down.

The jury retire and when they return the deliver a unanimous verdict - GUILTY!

The lawyer is aghast and furious, he runs after the foreman after the sentence is passed.

"Wait up! All of you were convinced he was innocent - after all, every one of you turned to look at the door!"

"Yes," said the foreman, "all of us were convinced he was innocent. But not everyone looked at the door. One of us was looking at the accused - and he WASN'T looking at the door!"

2007-01-26 07:38:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 07:38:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:38:21 · 1 answers · asked by mememe 2 in Other - Entertainment

A very religious muslim dies and goes to heaven. He is excited because all his life he waited to meet Mohamed. At the Pearly Gates he runs into a bearded guy. Very excited he says: Mohamed?, and the man replies: "No my son I'm Peter, Mohamed is higher." Hopefully he climbs and he meets another bearded guy and he asks Mohamed?, and the man answers: "I'm Moses, Mohamed is higher". Again he meets a bearded guy and says: Mohamed? and the man answers: "No I'm Jesus. Mohamed is higher". The muslim leaves thinking that he has the final proof that muslims religion is superior to christianity, and keeps climbing. He meets another bearded guy and asks: Mohamed? the answer is: "No my son. I'm God. But you really look tired - want a cup of coffee? To be frank with you I'd expected you to present yourself Allah, but still I hoped I'd find Mohamed. "Oh, but Mohamed is here, on the same level as I", and turning he claps his hands and says - "Mohamed two coffees quickly"

2007-01-26 07:38:07 · 5 answers · asked by Mirela B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 07:37:56 · 1 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Television

2007-01-26 07:37:17 · 4 answers · asked by Dragon Goddess 1 in Television

2007-01-26 07:37:11 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The show where there were twins and they could feel what each other was feeling. Example: when one was making out with a girl the other would start to get hot and steam up. I think they were aliens or something. Please help!

2007-01-26 07:36:46 · 6 answers · asked by Hey Ya'll 2 in Television

In ohioans call it pop. Soda doesn't sound right. What do you call pop.

2007-01-26 07:36:20 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

please could anyone help me set up a home recordng studio..i would prefer computer recording

2007-01-26 07:35:54 · 4 answers · asked by chocolatedelightgodiva 1 in Music

2007-01-26 07:35:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am just curious because I am watching it at the moment

2007-01-26 07:35:34 · 13 answers · asked by bandgeek1219 2 in Television

George & Callie
OR
Burke & Christina
OR......
Neither

2007-01-26 07:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Jo 1 in Television

I'm going out with some friends tonight and can't decide. Some people I used to work with are going to karaoke tonight and wanted to know if my boyfriend and I wanted to go after dinner with my friends. However, my friends want to go see Smokin' Aces when we're done with dinner. I can't go to both so I figured I'd get some input on here.

2007-01-26 07:35:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I know it was over ages ago but I bought it on DVD recently. I weren't a huge fan but after buying the complete 6 seasons on DVD I think it's nice!

2007-01-26 07:35:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I am looking at getting lessons for my our son, preferably at our house.

2007-01-26 07:35:15 · 3 answers · asked by jdlover 1 in Music

2007-01-26 07:35:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm going out with some friends tonight and can't decide. Some people I used to work with are going to karaoke tonight and wanted to know if my boyfriend and I wanted to go after dinner with my friends. However, my friends want to go see Smokin' Aces when we're done with dinner. I can't go to both so I figured I'd get some input on here.

2007-01-26 07:35:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

If you could be doing anything besides what you ARE doing, what would it be?

2007-01-26 07:34:51 · 35 answers · asked by jonah 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:34:49 · 8 answers · asked by Female O ♥ 4 in Music

2007-01-26 07:34:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:34:17 · 12 answers · asked by cg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

....he is a Big Freak? Will Jack, Joni, Beckster, and the Almighty still party with us?

2007-01-26 07:34:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's me Lu Lu - I lost my wonder woman clothes.

2007-01-26 07:33:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I loved the first two

2007-01-26 07:33:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-26 07:33:29 · 5 answers · asked by Kath 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:33:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:33:24 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 07:33:20 · 8 answers · asked by psyflops_gazelle 4 in Television