A very religious muslim dies and goes to heaven. He is excited because all his life he waited to meet Mohamed. At the Pearly Gates he runs into a bearded guy. Very excited he says: Mohamed?, and the man replies: "No my son I'm Peter, Mohamed is higher." Hopefully he climbs and he meets another bearded guy and he asks Mohamed?, and the man answers: "I'm Moses, Mohamed is higher". Again he meets a bearded guy and says: Mohamed? and the man answers: "No I'm Jesus. Mohamed is higher". The muslim leaves thinking that he has the final proof that muslims religion is superior to christianity, and keeps climbing. He meets another bearded guy and asks: Mohamed? the answer is: "No my son. I'm God. But you really look tired - want a cup of coffee? To be frank with you I'd expected you to present yourself Allah, but still I hoped I'd find Mohamed. "Oh, but Mohamed is here, on the same level as I", and turning he claps his hands and says - "Mohamed two coffees quickly"
2007-01-26 07:38:07 · 5 answers · asked by Mirela B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's tooooo much...lol... i think muslims reading it will get hurt..
2007-01-26 07:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-26 07:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lmao.
2007-01-26 07:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh beware of fanatics wearing bomb belts...
2007-01-26 11:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no comment...
2007-01-26 07:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋