1)wear clothes that will cover your chests, and everything
2)shave everywhere that you have hair on
3)WEAR A WIG OR SOMETHING ELSE TO COVER YOUR HAIR.
4)Wear a lot of make-up so that you will look more like a girl and no one won't know who you are.
5)If nessary,wear sunglasses and a scar to cover your face.
6)wear earrings,nail polish, and demand rings to looke more like a girl.
7)wear a bra with some thing beind the bra so that you will have a realistic breasts,make them as big as you want but not bigger and longer than your bra.
8)wear perfume or girl deodorant to smell more like a girl.
9)wax around your eyes so that your eyes will look more like a girl.
10)learn how to walk with high wheels so that you will walk more like a girl.
11)try to throw in your voice if your good at it,use a small voice changer machine,or don't talk much at all so that no one will know that you have a guys voices.
(This is a joke)If you have anymore, please let me know on your answers
2007-01-26
03:21:06
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