Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

On your pillows and/or sheets? Shame on you! :P


Some silly warning labels that I guess some moron did at one time, so now we all have to be treated like a moron.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

2007-01-26 06:49:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Clever or Crude? (try to pick just one) Why?

2007-01-26 06:49:35 · 22 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !!

2007-01-26 06:49:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A lot of artists are being hurt by free downloads of their music. As the originators of the music they are entitled to receive royalties from the sale of their music.

2007-01-26 06:48:51 · 7 answers · asked by dougp3102000 2 in Music

ha ha

2007-01-26 06:48:15 · 5 answers · asked by Lorrie W 5 in Polls & Surveys

Are you working? Are you sleeping? Are you finished?

2007-01-26 06:47:50 · 2 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 06:47:45 · 4 answers · asked by jule_22 4 in Movies

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget!"

2007-01-26 06:47:29 · 27 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Was it Carly Simon or his wife Angie Jagger ?

2007-01-26 06:47:27 · 2 answers · asked by jeffadelic 5 in Music

my button

2007-01-26 06:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 06:46:36 · 4 answers · asked by stuart r 2 in Other - Entertainment

after watching borat I just want to know and if so where can i find gypsys and will they fear me

2007-01-26 06:46:23 · 6 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Give me an example of each one.

2007-01-26 06:46:12 · 15 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Television

My favorite X-File is a episode with a deformed family called the Peacocks...and their community is kinda like Mayberry. I never see it on TV anymore!

2007-01-26 06:46:10 · 3 answers · asked by fudgemommie 2 in Television

1} planes
2} jets
3} helecopters
4} other

2007-01-26 06:46:02 · 10 answers · asked by Dr. Mojo 3 in Polls & Surveys

Because he has small legs!

2007-01-26 06:45:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

All out of love.... im so lost without you!

2007-01-26 06:45:45 · 14 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

........How very dare you!! They all are hilarious!

2007-01-26 06:45:30 · 1 answers · asked by mizike 2 in Television

2007-01-26 06:45:19 · 8 answers · asked by Debra M 1 in Television

2007-01-26 06:45:19 · 41 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Will you share it with us so we can laugh too?

2007-01-26 06:45:13 · 15 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys

yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up!

2007-01-26 06:44:51 · 6 answers · asked by Kath 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 06:44:19 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 06:44:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how to do the Super Bowl Shuffle? Come on, now!

2007-01-26 06:43:32 · 16 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Rate these song from number one to number five.1 the best, 5 the worst.

Creed: One Last Breath
Evanescence: My Immortal
Linkin Park: In The End
Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Goin' Down
Metallica: Enter Sandman

2007-01-26 06:43:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Other people who happened upon earth on my birthday are as follows:
Roy Kinnear!! English actor,funny little fat guy,nice guy yeah nice and fat!!Have you seen 'The Hill'? He was in that with Sean Connery amongst others.He died whilst filming 'The 3 Musketeers' I think he fell off a horse or the horse fell because it couldn't stand his weight.
Elvis Aaron Presley:King of Rock n Roll need i say more?
Robbie Krieger:Guitarist in 'The Doors'
R-Kelly:Global RnB singer and i think part time paedophile who always sings with his fist clenched and tears in his eyes,so much emotion you kinda wanna commit murder.I wish he really did believe he could fly and would try it out off a tall building .
Shirley Bassey:Annoying over-rated Welsh singer who deserves at the very least a head-butt!
Stephen Hawking:Oh yesh,good old Stephen,author confined to a wheelchair who gets beat up by his wife

2007-01-26 06:42:52 · 59 answers · asked by superfurrymuck 2 in Celebrities

Cold turkey actually sounds quite delicious. Wouldn't a more appropriate name be something less apetizing?
"I quit smoking spoiled milk."

2007-01-26 06:42:26 · 8 answers · asked by Seven Costanza 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two part trivia:
In the episode where one of George's business associates says "Hey George, the ocean called and said they are running out of shrimp."
a) What does george end up flying to Akron to tell his associate? and
b) What does his associate respond?

2007-01-26 06:42:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If you do, are you good at "interpreting" what you see?

2007-01-26 06:42:08 · 15 answers · asked by Vizzini 4 in Polls & Surveys