Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good, but there were still two more floors.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight."

The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."

2007-01-24 05:28:17 · 14 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't seen the ads for it. Where can I get one? Do I even want one?

2007-01-24 05:28:15 · 20 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or would you rather rescue someone?

2007-01-24 05:27:55 · 8 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

WHAT BURNING QUESTION WOULD YOU ASK THEM ?

2007-01-24 05:27:54 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I seem to remember her first name was Laurie but I can't remember for the life of me her last name. Can anyone help me out here?

2007-01-24 05:27:15 · 11 answers · asked by agarthfan_1999 4 in Television

or try the international type i think that when this performed

do not try the same dance twice or over

2007-01-24 05:26:58 · 2 answers · asked by Lisa J 2 in Television

2007-01-24 05:26:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have, two people, I saved my little brother from drowning at the river, and this lady from getting hit by a train.

2007-01-24 05:26:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 05:25:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-24 05:25:08 · 22 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

someeone said jade goody is execute> SeRIOUSLY not joke

2007-01-24 05:24:42 · 8 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Celebrities

head during sex?

2007-01-24 05:24:22 · 15 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 05:23:41 · 20 answers · asked by hott g 1 in Celebrities

I like Hip hop,R&B,Rap, Some oldies ECT...

2007-01-24 05:23:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

100 % proof that YA has gone to the dogs!
I posted this q 40 minutes ago. It has yet to appear. One answer because I gave him the link... I think it was the subject matter....
The truth hurts, eh?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asea9yKiWrmTc5oj1OJviZPsy6IX?qid=20070124094151AAtsf5z

2007-01-24 05:23:13 · 5 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys

It looks like Wintergreen gum, a green background with white rectangles splayed around. Am I the only one to ever notice this? It is there at least as far back as the eighties.

2007-01-24 05:23:03 · 5 answers · asked by Jay B 2 in Television

I work 4 a teens mag and shortly we will b re-vamping da magazine. So, I decided dat v change da name of da mag too. Un4tun8ly, I hav no ideas & I'm blank.
Well, r mag contains all da usual stuff teenagers read. Its sumthin similar to Seventeen.
So, I hope u guyz wud help me out by suggestin a really good, or a crazy name that will surely capture teens attention. Thanx!

2007-01-24 05:23:00 · 6 answers · asked by Sk8erGurl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 05:22:59 · 19 answers · asked by devin b 1 in Movies

2007-01-24 05:22:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 05:22:39 · 34 answers · asked by goomizer 1 in Movies

Which one do you prefer?

2007-01-24 05:22:34 · 24 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

RADIO TRIVIA

2007-01-24 05:22:19 · 3 answers · asked by charles jr. h 2 in Music

2007-01-24 05:22:17 · 1 answers · asked by ~*Raven*~ 1 in Celebrities

regular....or mint???

2007-01-24 05:21:36 · 7 answers · asked by ya ok....sure 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 05:21:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Some one once showed me record sleeve... where if you wobbled it for a moment in your hands.. then stopped... the red and blue colours of the image on the sleeve continued to move around for a few moments.

Optical illusion. I think it was a mod-type band from late 70s. Anyone know the name by chance ? Or the name of this optical illusion effect ? I think it only works with a certain type of red colour and a certain type of blue colour combined together.

2007-01-24 05:21:12 · 1 answers · asked by Narky 5 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-24 05:20:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where would you park your car?

2007-01-24 05:20:24 · 12 answers · asked by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 in Polls & Surveys

And Why??

2007-01-24 05:20:11 · 8 answers · asked by Jaanie baaby (: 5 in Polls & Surveys

And crapped.

2007-01-24 05:20:04 · 10 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Jokes & Riddles