A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and are single, rich and straight."
The women seem pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
2007-01-24 05:28:17 · 14 answers · asked by scott d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's cool, I know the extension too!
Next to the five-story hotel "For women only" there is another five-story hotel "For men only". On the first floor the sign reads:"All the women here are wonderful lovers". The sign on the second floor reads: "All the women here are wonderful lovers and great cooks".
Yet nobody knows what the signs on the next 3 floors read,because by now no one has reached them :)
2007-01-24 05:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Victory 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny and possibly true since it seems that women are always looking for something better... but i think reading this should teach women a lesson. I have a friend who had a really nice, sweet boyfriend but then she was asked out by another guy. So then it was easier for her to find faults in her first boyfriend. She wanted to find out if the second guy was better than her boyfriend... so she broke up with her bf and went out with the other dude. Then... she realized there was a lot wrong with him and wanted her old bf back. For a while she was left without anyone for being so picky. But finally her sweet first bf took her back. She is now being more careful and appreciating him more than ever before.
2007-01-24 13:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by morrita_rockera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Hey, you can't blame them for hoping for better. What if the men in the 5th floor had all the qualities of the men in the 4th floor plus they actually would cook, clean the house, do the laundry, take care of the children, brought home all the bacon and actually gave us an entire day off weekly for us to go and get our hair done, nails done, mall shopping, etc.!!!!
2007-01-24 13:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the 4th floor would've been empty right? I don't know of a single man who has all these qualities! Even floor 3 was pushing it!
2007-01-24 13:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by skybelle24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.But Still Very Very Very Funny
2007-01-24 13:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but what was the question?
2007-01-24 13:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I've heard this one before, but it's still funny.
2007-01-24 13:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if it is quite a fact, but it was funny.
2007-01-24 13:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!
that's true, it's impossible to make us happy
2007-01-24 13:40:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ...datz funnie
2007-01-24 13:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋