Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

How far would you travel?? And without the promise of Sex??

2007-01-24 06:15:47 · 16 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tom Jones, Englebert Humperdink and other big stars had seasons in Vegas, but who apart from those mentioned and Robbie Williams, could, should or are starring in their OWN shows in Vegas.

2007-01-24 06:15:18 · 4 answers · asked by psychoticgenius 6 in Music

2007-01-24 06:14:57 · 19 answers · asked by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 06:14:49 · 12 answers · asked by Ophelia_Chennai 2 in Television

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that
her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than
five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family
that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan
Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

2007-01-24 06:14:47 · 2 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Please help me figure out this song title, or even the words??

This song sound kinda 70's like but may be new..not sure. The words sound like he is saying"We wrote the book...We wrote that book" or "We walk the ?, we walk that ?".It sounds like several people singing, kinda like "Love Shack". At the beginning of this song he sings something like "we got a real thing blah blah... we got a whole lotta (something?) going down. Anyway its driving me crazy and I cannot seem to find it. any help is appreciated! thanks!
Oh and its not the Hues song, rock the boat, although thats what they could be saying.

2007-01-24 06:14:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-24 06:14:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

2007-01-24 06:13:56 · 15 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I do...

=)

2007-01-24 06:13:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...after all you deserve it.

2007-01-24 06:13:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 06:13:15 · 6 answers · asked by mystical 2 in Music

2007-01-24 06:12:57 · 5 answers · asked by Shaheda 1 in Celebrities

is it ice cream, chips, girl scout cookies?

2007-01-24 06:12:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 06:12:52 · 5 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone any information on The Police reforming, i've heard rumours and even dates of a tour mentioned but nothing official

2007-01-24 06:12:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-24 06:12:20 · 3 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

2007-01-24 06:12:01 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly
burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my
work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied,
"No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar
Meyer Wiener". Doctor wouldn't submit his name...........

2007-01-24 06:11:51 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 06:11:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they say it is whitney houston with the bodyguard, then they say it is shania twain with come on over

2007-01-24 06:10:59 · 9 answers · asked by ShullyR 1 in Music

A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

2007-01-24 06:10:57 · 12 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 06:10:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2007-01-24 06:10:14 · 10 answers · asked by idiot 2 in Jokes & Riddles

a man called sam is hugging a tree k. he says ''I wonder what this tree would say if it could talk'' his friend answers and said '' the tree would say ''i once grew apples till i lost me nuts''. soo do you like my joke or to, what

2007-01-24 06:09:48 · 18 answers · asked by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 06:09:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.

2007-01-24 06:09:13 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what am i?

10 points for the first correct answer.

2007-01-24 06:09:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think it is the best by a mile but what do YOU think?!

2007-01-24 06:08:59 · 1 answers · asked by Steve007 1 in Television

Alanis Morsette or Joan Osbourne

2007-01-24 06:08:57 · 7 answers · asked by densmaltz 2 in Music

2007-01-24 06:08:46 · 20 answers · asked by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 in Polls & Surveys