A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2007-01-24 06:10:57 · 12 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute that was my laugh for the day. Thanks!
2007-01-24 06:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by lizzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
However in reality one drunk lady caught me one night thinking me as her husband and started screaming on me for not helping her.
2007-01-24 14:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! :)
2007-01-24 14:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-24 14:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by *CaRpE*DiEm* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-24 14:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....thanks for the laugh!!!!
2007-01-24 14:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by ~**badboys_wife**~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. I Liked it.
2007-01-24 14:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not your wife
2007-01-24 14:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by andi m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is classic
2007-01-24 15:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!LOL
2007-01-24 14:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by baby_doll_o1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋