A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
2007-01-24 06:12:01 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, nice...
2007-01-24 06:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by swisshorizon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats a real good one =]
2007-01-24 14:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-30 08:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. :p
2007-01-24 15:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jus_014 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
2007-01-24 14:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you copy me avatar????????
2007-01-29 07:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Abuse! how sad...
2007-01-24 14:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by morrita_rockera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......... thanks for a laugh..........
2007-01-24 14:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋