A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
2007-01-24 06:13:56 · 15 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is cute...... elderly woman can be so judge mental
2007-01-24 06:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by lizzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute--hilarious
2007-01-24 14:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Melissa Svetlana Flavored Coffee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiice
2007-01-24 14:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by *CaRpE*DiEm* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a 6.
2007-01-24 15:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Man, I'm on the wrong bus! Before you go I gotta ask. How does it feel to be dead?"
2007-01-24 14:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been on that bus
2007-01-24 14:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-24 14:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by morrita_rockera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope u didnt pay for this joke!
2007-01-24 14:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats a real good one =]
2007-01-24 14:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, love it bunches
2007-01-24 15:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋