Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

2007-01-23 08:02:21 · 2 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."

The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man dies, happy.

The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"

2007-01-23 08:02:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Heard a good quetion on it today ' What would you call Rocky Balboa's Dog. Ireckon Pebble would be good. Any thoughts

2007-01-23 08:02:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

What do you think about what Giselle said about anorexia in teens being the parents fault? I personally find it absolutely absurd for her to say something like that.

2007-01-23 08:01:45 · 5 answers · asked by kfsl 2 in Celebrities

If you could have any dessert, or have had your favorite, with no restrictions....

2007-01-23 08:01:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what do you need right now??

2007-01-23 08:01:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 08:01:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Actually someone wrongly deleted the CD drive in my Laptop computer, so I m unable to use any CD. How do install the
CD drive again?

2007-01-23 08:01:25 · 6 answers · asked by sanjana 1 in Music

And you felt so hurt as if he actually hurt you physically?

2007-01-23 08:01:21 · 1 answers · asked by ♠αβsįŋŧħe♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

well lets not beat around the bush, Judas rabbi? If so, should I set her free to walk on that pier?

2007-01-23 08:01:07 · 6 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 08:01:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-23 08:00:59 · 5 answers · asked by garry 2 in Horoscopes

who or what group sings the song and the singer says "i'm not a perfect person.........

is it good charlotte and what is the name of the song?

2007-01-23 08:00:43 · 3 answers · asked by cutie 2 in Music

...could result in a spinal injury and or worse the lost of just one of those chips.

2007-01-23 08:00:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 08:00:19 · 12 answers · asked by heyyou 1 in Music

2007-01-23 08:00:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-23 08:00:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jon likes being down than up. That is perfectly understandable. Why is that.

HINT: It has something to do with his occupation.

*NO! he is not afriad of heights!*

2007-01-23 07:59:54 · 7 answers · asked by Hailee 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if the word of the day was "legs" would you let me spread the word.

2007-01-23 07:59:51 · 18 answers · asked by mud 1 in Polls & Surveys

I went shopping the other day and picked up a pack of condoms, some guy saw me when I payed for them, he noticed I didn't have a ring on and then he approached me with the cheesiest line ever. He said, and this is true "So when are we gonna use those condoms", I just laughed but I wish I would have kicked em in the junk, I didn't wanna get arrested though.

2007-01-23 07:59:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 07:59:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

2007-01-23 07:58:55 · 8 answers · asked by aznlakersmaniac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

mine is july

2007-01-23 07:58:37 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 07:58:29 · 7 answers · asked by Deena B 1 in Music

For people to fall in love with somebody based on their writings? Did it ever happen to you?

2007-01-23 07:58:01 · 5 answers · asked by ♠αβsįŋŧħe♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

family fortunes answers
Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."

Something that comes in pairs: "Rabbits.."

A way of toasting someone: "Over a fire.."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

An instrument you can play while walking in the street: "A cello.."

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

A word beginning with Z: "Xylophone.."

A slang word for a girl: "Slag.."

An animal with horns: "A bee..."

A medieval weapon: "Hand-grenade.."

Something made of wool: "A sheep.."

Something a bridegroom might wear: "A dress.."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club: "Animals.."

An animal with a long tail: "A rabbit.."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: "A magnifying glass.."

Something you put out for the birds: "Worms.."

A way to prevent snoring: "Put a pillow over his face.."

A word used to describe a very hot day: "A very hot day.."

A song from 'The Sound Of Music': "Dancing Queen.."
(Also from the same family: "I wake up each morning..", "The skies are blue..", and "Over the hills and far away..")

Someone who works early hours: "A burglar.."

Something made to be wheeled around: "A hammer.."

A reason for kneeling: "To be beheaded.."

A nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."

A measurement of liquid: "Paint.."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin: "Pants.."

A famous Dick: "Carrot.."

A wild animal that's native to Britain: "A bear.."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: "Feeds your pets.."

2007-01-23 07:57:59 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I do and i hate it! I hate myslef

2007-01-23 07:57:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

im from new york city the weather is fine and im doing great

2007-01-23 07:57:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in Escanaba, Michigan

2007-01-23 07:57:42 · 2 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

2007-01-23 07:57:39 · 6 answers · asked by Earl R 1 in Horoscopes