A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"
2007-01-23 08:02:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that is so hilarious. :) giggles!
2007-01-23 08:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, some things are better left unsaid ;)
2007-01-23 16:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jezabeel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming
2007-01-23 16:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he funny i liked that one
2007-01-23 16:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good but cruel. lol
2007-01-23 16:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by foxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermm...predictable
2007-01-23 16:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by aznlakersmaniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋