Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks
up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can
join them.
The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful woman.
The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three
of you do,
cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my
game".
The guys say OK and ask if she would like to tee off first.
All eyes are on her *** as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place
the ball.
She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle.
She just starts pounding these guys, parring every hole. The foursome get to
the 18th
and she has a 12 foot putt for par. She turns around and says,
"You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game.
I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt.
Now if any of
your opinions help me make the putt, I will
2007-01-22
07:55:12
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