Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks
up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can
join them.
The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful woman.
The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three
of you do,
cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my
game".
The guys say OK and ask if she would like to tee off first.
All eyes are on her *** as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place
the ball.
She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle.
She just starts pounding these guys, parring every hole. The foursome get to
the 18th
and she has a 12 foot putt for par. She turns around and says,
"You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game.
I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt.
Now if any of
your opinions help me make the putt, I will
2007-01-22 07:55:12 · 12 answers · asked by daftarseuk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
give that guy a ******** he will never forget."
The guys think what a deal! The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole.
The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup."
The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup."
The Grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the
ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."........
2007-01-22 08:01:46 · update #1
It is so true that the older you get the wiser you get!
Gramps sure was the wise one here, LOL:))
2007-01-22 11:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every president is criticized for taking time off, but that is such a misnomer. Just because he is playing golf doesn't mean he isn't working. He is discussing important issues with is golf buddies and is in constant contact with others via modern communications. No one, not even the president can work 24/7. Remember, the president may be playing golf, but he is not 'off the clock,' like many Americans.
2016-05-23 22:23:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand a round at the 19 th hole?
2007-01-22 08:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one - good ole grandpa!
2007-01-22 08:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will what? Can you add some details?
2007-01-22 08:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will what? you seriosly need to finish the joke
2007-01-22 08:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I don't get it. Have you told it all?
2007-01-22 08:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny I like that, good one.
2007-01-22 08:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will what are you sure you will promise me you will dont forget then
2007-01-22 08:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-01-22 08:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by maria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋