1) Paddy hears a fire-engine go past, hurries out of the house and runs after it.After a few hundred yards he stops,throws a few coins after the fire-engine and says:- " Oh keep your bloody ice cream then!"
2) A 20 year old widow was talking to a friend at her 80 year old husband's funeral."The age difference did n't bother us ,we used to make love every Sunday to the gentle rhythm of the church bells, all went well 'till that fuc*ing fire-engine went past."
2007-01-21
06:18:07
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