TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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2007-01-21 06:16:58 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL lol that made me laugh so hard... like harder then i have laughed in these past 2 weeks :]
2007-01-21 06:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I suggest taking her to the doc to make sure there are no disabiltites. If she already knows that there are no disabilities, make sure she has a set schedule every single day. Kids do better when they know what they are going to do and when. Making sure she eats at least three good meals everyday and snacks like fruit, cheese, veggies, and yes some cookies or candy. Make sure the child has time spent with her. Good quality time, talk to the child like a person, not a kid. Allow her to make some choices on her own... like what to wear, doesn't even matter if it matches... just let her make some choices on her own. Love her, love her, love her!!!! Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her!!!!! tell her you are proud, tell her she's beautiful, smart, funny. Just nurture her. As for day care, she will adapt, all kids do! Maybe hard on mom at first, and the child too, but it happens everyday. Encourage her to make new friends, but you don't get discouraged if she doesn't b/c typically a three year old doesn't form many relationships past family. For the most part, let her be her! Mom is there to guide, direct ,suppport, nurture and love her. She will be fine...
2016-03-29 07:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
whats Valium?
2007-01-21 06:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-21 07:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i love your lists!
2007-01-21 06:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhah lol
2007-01-21 08:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
How do you know my family? ; )
2007-01-21 06:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by cal_katman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
2007-01-21 06:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...*shrugs*
2007-01-21 06:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Matrixgyal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋