Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

2007-01-20 10:27:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or is there one? I'm talking about on your profile.

2007-01-20 10:26:38 · 10 answers · asked by So'sYerFace 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 10:26:11 · 47 answers · asked by Tabbie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 10:26:05 · 4 answers · asked by marlene 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-20 10:25:50 · 39 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

1.Gerard Way
2.Villie Valo
3.Adam Lazzara
4.Frank Iero
5.Pete Wentz
6.Billie-Joe Armstrong

2007-01-20 10:25:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think he's such a legend, he's hilarious, and totally trailer-fabulous!!!

2007-01-20 10:25:24 · 1 answers · asked by homeandawayrules 3 in Celebrities

Please take into account pretty people can make lots of money by being Models, actresses, and whatnot and ugly people can make lots of money by being smart I guess.

2007-01-20 10:24:59 · 84 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think that gerard way looks better with or without his hair

2007-01-20 10:24:53 · 14 answers · asked by KKSLTER 2 in Music

I like emo, screamo, alternative, and really any type of rock. I'm searching for some songs to download. Help me find some new music.
Some indie bands would be nice.

2007-01-20 10:24:16 · 6 answers · asked by Shanna R 1 in Music

2007-01-20 10:23:22 · 13 answers · asked by Barbeaux 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 10:23:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I was born on 15th November 1994. P.S: Can you tell me what is going to happen to me at school. Will anyone ever like me?

2007-01-20 10:23:09 · 7 answers · asked by Asian Princess 2 in Horoscopes

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle
the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the
washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
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Always poo at work, not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.


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Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate
bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the thing in the first place, you fat idiot.


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Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by
filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach then pee into it before jumping in

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Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

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Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.

2007-01-20 10:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone think that Melinda from Ghost Whisperer will become pregnat in the show? I hope she does and then a little later when the baby is born Jim will die and hunt Melinda! Oh I HOPE THAT HE DIES AND SHE WILL BE PREGNAT!!

2007-01-20 10:22:32 · 6 answers · asked by carodiaz_2000 2 in Television

"i'll be your sky if you'll be my star.....just leave some of your start dust to remeber you by...."

i've tried to google it but i havn't had sucess. anybody know the name of this song?
thanks!

2007-01-20 10:21:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-20 10:21:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says,

"Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."

The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says,

"Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."

The pharmacist replies,

"You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"

The man says,

"No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

2007-01-20 10:21:39 · 21 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I really want to become an actress, but I'm not sure if which is better? Take 4 years of my life and go to a college or university? Or just take acting classes? Do you know of any really great programs I could benefit from, if I get accepted, of course.

2007-01-20 10:20:53 · 3 answers · asked by I ♥ 2 ♥ U BABY 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have been on YA nonstop for about 2 months...

im calling it quits for a while....im going away. do you think i can do it????

2007-01-20 10:20:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it is Hugs

2007-01-20 10:20:31 · 24 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you speed, tailgate, run red lights, cut people off? I consider myself an average driver.

Any mishaps on the roads today?

2007-01-20 10:20:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 10:20:07 · 1 answers · asked by London-England- 1 in Celebrities

Im considering getting the rush 'star man' from the 2112 (most famously) and some of the other rush covers on my right upper arm.... what do you think?

2007-01-20 10:19:15 · 9 answers · asked by Danny F 2 in Music

and you made the wrong move and ......oopppss .....ya farted???
how ya deal with that one?

2007-01-20 10:18:58 · 18 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

When an artist is about to release an album, I see them with 10 songs plus on their pages. I just wanted to know if there was a code in which I could add more of my original songs on my page.

2007-01-20 10:18:53 · 2 answers · asked by smoovejuice82 2 in Music

how was it? Was it like the old version?

2007-01-20 10:18:48 · 13 answers · asked by Whos your mama? 3 in Movies

2007-01-20 10:18:46 · 36 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

and plz dnt say (i hate everything about you, home, just like you, or pain!)
well u can but......yeah

2007-01-20 10:18:37 · 5 answers · asked by =)) 3 in Music

Does anyone know who the music guest was on Jimmy Kimmel on Wed, Jan 17.

2007-01-20 10:18:24 · 2 answers · asked by fryman89 2 in Music