Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle
the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the
washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
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Always poo at work, not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
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Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate
bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the thing in the first place, you fat idiot.
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Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by
filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach then pee into it before jumping in
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Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.
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Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.
2007-01-20 10:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha so funny!!
i especially like the ones about the stain, clumsiness, weight watchers, and the swimming pool.
got anymore?
2007-01-20 10:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm giggling so hard I have tears coming out of my eyes! The poo one is the best. Maybe that's why my son always poos at school...
2007-01-20 10:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you. Marry me plz.
2007-01-20 11:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahah omg im usin all those lol
2007-01-20 10:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA...lol
2007-01-20 10:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by :) his girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋