Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

A man asks a women to marry him

She says no

He lives happily ever after

2007-01-20 11:04:20 · 40 answers · asked by HERBS 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Heres the deal. Im having an end of season par-tay and we really need some good sounds. Nothing with that many bad words. We're all 7th graders, so something to dance to along with a few slow songs. Thanks in advance!

2007-01-20 11:04:08 · 14 answers · asked by Diamante 3 in Music

This was sent to me by my grand daughter.I have dial up and she can never get me on the phone.I think it is cute!

The Computer Swallowed Grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus,
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin,
And files of every kind.
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation,I asked jeeves,
My search to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see.
Please 'Copy,' 'Scan' and 'Paste' her,
And send her back to me!

2007-01-20 11:03:57 · 20 answers · asked by ladybug 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/camblinm/bf6d51de.jpg

2007-01-20 11:03:49 · 23 answers · asked by jennifer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:03:46 · 5 answers · asked by L.O.V.E. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Drive through too!

2007-01-20 11:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:03:17 · 16 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was the Sit 'n Spin.

2007-01-20 11:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-01-20 11:03:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?'

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock!'

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him....I think he went to a cheap motel'.

'Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?'

'Hi, I suffer from amnesia.....do I come here often?'

2007-01-20 11:02:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 11:02:22 · 8 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

City: Austin. Simply put, it's home

Town: Wow, so many to choose from--literally. I like the really friendly people in Crawford and Belton. I also like Nacogdoches in the east and Big Spring in the west.

2007-01-20 11:02:05 · 5 answers · asked by lone_star_john 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 11:01:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

???

2007-01-20 11:01:32 · 18 answers · asked by lakewoodskater308 1 in Music

could someone please tell me the sitcom from possbily the 70's that used this song in their opening credits? i can't remember the name of the show and it's driving me crazy!

2007-01-20 11:01:08 · 4 answers · asked by it's me, julie 2 in Television

Do you have any missing

2007-01-20 11:01:00 · 44 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

We are both water signs, and I think we are compatible - i always get on with cancerians. Can someone tell me more about this match?

2007-01-20 11:00:54 · 7 answers · asked by Sona 1 in Horoscopes

I have always had people debate with me on these shows, but I want a final answer. Which is the best...Jackass, Wildboyz, or Viva La Bam. Since, some may know these shows are all kind of tied to each other. Tell me why you think whatever you chose is the best.Thanks!!!

2007-01-20 11:00:50 · 6 answers · asked by jkslvr1111 2 in Television

2007-01-20 11:00:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

laughing about the the good days ...when we could joke about popadoms.........ahhhh the good old days..i`ll even invite her NAN.

2007-01-20 11:00:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I own a tooth from a sperm whale!

2007-01-20 10:59:46 · 29 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 10:59:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if someone wanted to give you 50k for 24 hours with them what would you do? also if you were living at your mom and dad's house with no job or any kind of money would you do it? pls say yes or no and tell why thanks everyone. trust me this is no body i know i just saw this ? and wanted to see what everyone puts is all.

2007-01-20 10:58:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fight! Fight! Let me see us all make it through the night and day! Even if your legs start shaking, don’t worry! I will protect your presence. We both must not die in battle! What’s the best thing to do? Fight a good fight or die in agony? Use that fighting spirit so we can make it together!

2007-01-20 10:58:53 · 1 answers · asked by kairisheart 3 in Comics & Animation

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25."

*another one*
A blonde walks out from a bus and a pollice officer spots her walking on the street, her left breast hanging out. He walks up and says, "Ma'am, I can charge you for indecent exposure. Your left breast is hanging out of your blouse. The blonde looks down and with huge eyes screams, "Omigod!!!!!!!!! I left the baby on the bus!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-20 10:58:23 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what has thousands of letters and starts with "gas"

2007-01-20 10:58:16 · 15 answers · asked by Joseph 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. (Who is this man?)

And, can you prove why?

2007-01-20 10:57:43 · 31 answers · asked by flyLeft alto 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I know that "The Exorcism of Emily Rose", was based off a true story. I was wanting to know, if anybody has any information on the girl's real name and her actual burial site. Thanks.

2007-01-20 10:57:02 · 4 answers · asked by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 in Movies

We can replace our eyeballs or buy new ones..contact lenses are a hassle, this would be much easier..what do you think strangers?

2007-01-20 10:56:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really want to watch Tsubasa Chronicle, but I don't know how to download anime. So can someone tell me a good site or steps on how to do it. All I know is Youtube, Thanks.

2007-01-20 10:56:54 · 4 answers · asked by Cheese 1 in Comics & Animation