'Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?'
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock!'
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him....I think he went to a cheap motel'.
'Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?'
'Hi, I suffer from amnesia.....do I come here often?'
2007-01-20 11:02:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you like your eggs in a morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
2007-01-20 11:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-20 11:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if this is the best or the worst , but it was centainly quite rude - Why don't you sit on my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that comes up.!!
2007-01-20 11:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst a guy ever tried on me was 'nice tights theyd look great on my floor'
funniest was 'women have changed religion after seeing my willy'
2007-01-20 11:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by serephina 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very corny but im gonna start usin the first one hahahaha
2007-01-20 11:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked them all, but mostly 1st, 3rd and 5th ones.
2007-01-20 12:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...they corny all right!
got another corny one....your legs must be tired, because you've been running though my mind all day!
2007-01-20 13:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good!
erm.. heres 1
(very corny may i say) IS UR DAD OSAMA BIN LADEN?
BECOZ.......GIRL U R DA BOMB!!!
i thought it was really cheesy ut i did laff
2007-01-20 11:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is good
2007-01-20 11:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.!!!
2007-01-20 23:38:11 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋