Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25."
*another one*
A blonde walks out from a bus and a pollice officer spots her walking on the street, her left breast hanging out. He walks up and says, "Ma'am, I can charge you for indecent exposure. Your left breast is hanging out of your blouse. The blonde looks down and with huge eyes screams, "Omigod!!!!!!!!! I left the baby on the bus!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 10:58:23 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was really hillarious..!!! LOL
2007-01-20 11:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Adis A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde desires some money and makes a decision to perform a little small jobs to get it. She is going to the 1st homestead and knocks on the door. a guy solutions it and the blonde asked the guy if he had any jobs for her. the guy says " properly you need to paint my porch and that i'll supply you $50." The blonde consents and receives to artwork. An hour later the blonde comes and tells the guy she is done. whilst the guy is going to pay the blonde says " via the way sir that's no longer a porche it incredibly is a mustang."
2016-12-14 07:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. 8/10
2007-01-20 11:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're alright. I liked the Day 3 one.
2007-01-20 11:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by º°`°ºJon Q°º¤ø,¸ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that bad. What happened to the brunette jokes? It's always the blondes...
2007-01-20 11:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny I don`t know what one i like the Best .I will have to copy them both and keep them.
2007-01-20 11:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by timothy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that first one was funny i havent heard a good blonde joke in a long time kudos
2007-01-20 11:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♫§weetTart§amantha♫♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one.
2007-01-20 11:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cammy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is the best blonde joke i've heard all day. hahah there both good
2007-01-20 11:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Never heard either one of those before. Thank you for my daily chuckle.
K
2007-01-20 11:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answering to get points.
2007-01-20 11:06:29 · answer #11 · answered by a1b2c3d4test 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋