Announce when you're going to the bathroom "I am currently taking a sh*t so everyone, hold your nose"
Ask people to prove everything they say. (example: "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Go to the grocery store and ask the person behind the register if they sell food.
While waiting in line for something, narrate the current setting.
Go to McDonalds and ask for some food to feed the fish.
Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you
Tell everyone that you are undercover.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
In a cafe, start humming the little mermaid song really loud.
2007-01-19
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