Entertainment & Music - 14 January 2007

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

2007-01-14 11:53:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a bit of a perfectionist? If so, does it get in the way at times?

I am sometimes... I just don't like to do work that I wouldn't claim as my own, and I like for my work to have quality... That is getting in the way right now because I am drawing a very big version of the human heart and it's just a bit too long ...
And yeah, yeah, yeah perfect doesn't exist. Please don't go into that discussion.

2007-01-14 11:53:06 · 9 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Valentine's Day Ideas?

OK, I put it on P&S bc this is where I get the most answers whenever I post a Q :) (You guys rock!)

So, I've been seeing this guy for almost 3 months now, and I know its a bit early to start wondering about V-Day but I just wanna know what would be some cute/romantic Ideas for us to do on that day :)

We live in Miami, so I was thinking of taking him to the beach at night and sort of doing something there, but the idea might be a bit played out.. :(

He's older (29) he's into computers, movies, Classic Rock and he's most def a kid at heart lol.

Any suggestions??? Thanks in advance for your answers!!

*hugz*

- Karma

2007-01-14 11:52:48 · 17 answers · asked by ☆Karma☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If aliens wanted to learn?

a dance move, which dance would you teach them?

2007-01-14 11:52:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Favorite kind of FRENCH.......?

1) Toast
2) Manicure
3) Kissing (My favorite)
4) poodle
5) bulldog
6) language
7) fry
8) onion soup;

Anything else I missed?

2007-01-14 11:52:35 · 25 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How’s your mommer’n’em?

1) FINE. Thanks for asking.
2) WHO KNOWS? We don’t talk no more.
3) WTF! What you talkin’ ‘bout?
4) DUH! That’s why I stay away from the South.

2007-01-14 11:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite cerial?

mine is Frizzle frazzles
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g13/karlosofbego/Frizzlefrazzlesyo.jpg

2007-01-14 11:51:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats someone like you you doing in a place like this raises eyebrow?

♥

2007-01-14 11:51:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you most rather be doing now?

i feel like going for a swim in a heated pool. too bad there is none around...guess i gotta settle for y!a....how about u?

2007-01-14 11:51:11 · 9 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 14 January 2007

I wonder if Judas Rabbi is still on today?

Shania Twain or Faith HIll......?

in music what does R&B stand for?

Do like to occasionally surprise people with your comments?

Kiss me, hate me, indulge me, slap me, _______ me?

Whats the most gory movie ever?

Can you entertain yourself?

I just got shot in the head with a real gun. What should I do?

Would you rather have a job you hate with good money or a good job with bad money for pay?

Are native americans offended by the phrase, "off the reservation"?

I wonder if Judas Rabbi is still on today?

Do you flip a magazine from the front or the back?

blond joke?

Do you like my avatar?

poohper scooper?

Are you a bit of a perfectionist? If so, does it get in the way at times?

Valentine's Day Ideas?

If aliens wanted to learn?

Favorite kind of FRENCH.......?

How’s your mommer’n’em?

What's your favorite cerial?

Whats someone like you you doing in a place like this raises eyebrow?

What would you most rather be doing now?

does britny spears lip sing?

Who is the person (sniff) (sob) (sob) SUM 41? Hint: Holmes?

Can you help me?

if you were invisible, whose bedroom would you hide in?

why are pianos so bloody big?

Are there any country music influences to the band U2?

whats the best all american reject song?