two blonds walk into a building
you think one of them would of seen it
2007-01-14 11:53:26 · 7 answers · asked by randyjuggalo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde was speeding along the road and was pulled over by a blonde police officer.
The blonde driver was asked to show the police offficer her licence.
She couldnt find it and got progressively agitated until she asked what does it look like?
The policewomean said its square and has your picture on it.finally she found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you can go. i didnt realise you were a police officer
11 women were holding ontro a rope and they needed one person to let go otherwise the rope would snap. there were ten blondes and one brunette. Soon the brunette gave a wonderful speech about how she was going to let go and she wanted them to know that she had had a wonderful life she finished
and alll the blondes........clapped
2007-01-14 11:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao. heres one. long but worth it. kind of like my bf.
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW, Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving. When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
dont ask why his d!ck is under his pillow i have no idea.
2007-01-14 20:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Poor blondes.
2007-01-14 20:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if they walked into the building, they probably know where they're walking in, lol
2007-01-14 20:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they could not have seen it, they were both blind!
Ha, Ha!
2007-01-14 19:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-14 20:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-15 08:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋