Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

A guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. After having his drink he notices a monkey sitting at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender, "What's that monkey doin at the end of the bar?"
The bartender replies, "Watch this."
He then reaches behind the bar and grabs a broom handle and wacks the monkey on the head. The monkey then runs around the bar, unzips the bartenders pants, and proceeds to suck him off. When he's done, the monkey runs back around the bar and sits down.
The guy is amazed and can't believe his eyes.
The bartender says, "Pretty cool huh? Wanna try it?"
The guy says, "Yeah, just don't hit me on the head so hard."

2007-01-12 13:16:08 · 23 answers · asked by One Bad Mama Jama 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Did you know that those people over in Philosophy are crazier than we are?

2007-01-12 13:15:57 · 28 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite character from underworld and underworld evolution and why?

who is your favorite character from underworld and underworld evolution and why.i like the main character she is really hot.selene is so hot she is the hottest vampire ever .she is soooooo hottt annnnnd cooll.she is sooooooooo hot soo really hott.she is just so hot.who is your fav character and why.

2007-01-12 13:15:56 · 6 answers · asked by bloo b 3 in Movies

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Best music video ever made?

what do you think is the coolest, creepiest, most disturbing, trippiest (if that isn't a word it is now), most rediculous, unbelievable,or funniest music video ever made? what's your favorite music video?

2007-01-12 13:15:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Vell, I have too much homeverk?

Ja! I'm not in ze moot to do zees homeverk. I am so bored. Uniwersity homeverk sucks.

2007-01-12 13:15:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does the royal family ask questions on Polls and Surveys?

2007-01-12 13:15:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who was the singer??

Did Wendy Makkena's singing in Sister Act?? For those of you who don't know which she was she was the shy Sister Mary Roberts.

2007-01-12 13:15:07 · 1 answers · asked by *Scandinavian Sweetheart* 4 in Music

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Which song has these lyrics: "Boom shakalaka" and by which artist?

2007-01-12 13:14:28 · 11 answers · asked by DonPiano 4 in Music

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What is the name of the Lil Jon song about Reading a book?

He is saying R E A D a book, of course he is cursing

2007-01-12 13:14:24 · 2 answers · asked by boredarkansas 1 in Celebrities

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in the movie What Women Want, what is the main characters' jobs???

2007-01-12 13:14:18 · 9 answers · asked by addy 1 in Movies

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What is the most entertaining thing that you can think of?

2007-01-12 13:13:54 · 8 answers · asked by Lightbulb without a cause! 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know you you guardian angel is?

2007-01-12 13:13:53 · 23 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

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hm... I.W.M.Y.H.W.?

i will meat you half way...

2007-01-12 13:13:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which do you think is a better actor? Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio?

2007-01-12 13:13:13 · 14 answers · asked by cutiepie81289 7 in Movies

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Where can I find updated lyrics of new albums?

bow wow , ciara

2007-01-12 13:13:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What did you call the bathroom when you were really little?

When I was 4ish I called it St. Peter for some reason. I dunno why. When I first went to school they all called it a potty so i went with the flow. I still say, "I gotta go potty"

2007-01-12 13:12:58 · 29 answers · asked by fruit salad 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How much would you...?

buy this car...

http://img442.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mycivichl2.jpg

2007-01-12 13:12:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you REALLY believe the answers to Life can be found on Yahoo Answers?

'Cause, I most certainly DO!

2007-01-12 13:12:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are the lyrics for the Theme Song for Kappa Mikey?

2007-01-12 13:12:17 · 1 answers · asked by DCampbell 1 in Comics & Animation

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What song has the lyric:'Your love is the promise that guides me all of the days of my life.'?

It is from the late 70s I believe.

2007-01-12 13:11:48 · 4 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Music

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I've got anothr funny joke!!!!?

so theres an american guy.a chines guy and an egyptian guy and their at their lunch break so the american guy opens his lunch box and sees a hamburger so he's like hamburger hamburger every day y dont i get something different? so he jumps up and he kills himself. Then th echinese guy opens his lunch and finds noodles so he's like noodles noodles every day y dont i get something different so he jumps up and he kills himself. Then the egytian guy opens his lunch and sees kofta(yall might not kno wat that is) and hes like kofta kofta every day y dont i get somethin different? so he jumps up and he kills himself. Then the 3 wives of the 3 men are in the cafeteria and 2 of them are moping but the chinese guy's wife is cracking up so the other wives were like y r u laughing and the chinese guy's wife was like cuz my husband packs his own lunch!

2007-01-12 13:11:31 · 13 answers · asked by SarahBear 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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