A guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink. After having his drink he notices a monkey sitting at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender, "What's that monkey doin at the end of the bar?"
The bartender replies, "Watch this."
He then reaches behind the bar and grabs a broom handle and wacks the monkey on the head. The monkey then runs around the bar, unzips the bartenders pants, and proceeds to suck him off. When he's done, the monkey runs back around the bar and sits down.
The guy is amazed and can't believe his eyes.
The bartender says, "Pretty cool huh? Wanna try it?"
The guy says, "Yeah, just don't hit me on the head so hard."
2007-01-12 13:16:08 · 23 answers · asked by One Bad Mama Jama 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two men riding horses in the country.They come across a sheep with his head caught in a fence. One man gets off his horse, walks around behind the sheep, drops his trousers and shags the sheep. When he finishes he looks up to the other gentleman and asks" would you like to have a go at it'? The other gentleman sez " only if I don't have to put my head in that fence".
2007-01-12 14:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by surfsidejohnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny but gross.
I got one:
If a girl with big boobs works at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work?
I Hop
lol kinda mean but I think it is funny. A 70 year old man told me that! lol
2007-01-12 22:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to get off with anyone other than the opposite sex of my own species.
I find it humorous, but sick, especially if you would contemplate have homosexual oral sex with a male bartender -SICK.
2007-01-12 21:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Too funny, where's this "monkey"
2007-01-12 21:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,that's a good one.
2007-01-12 21:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. lol i hope the site SNITCH doesnt report u
2007-01-12 21:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha but i saw the punchline cumming..err coming
2007-01-12 21:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-12 21:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Hello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda sick. But funny, I guess.
2007-01-12 21:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Hyphon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok the first part was pretty gross, but thats pretty funny!
2007-01-12 22:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋