Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

At one local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation.

Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering.

So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did.

Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you".

Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".

This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING"

Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".

By this time the priest was getting a little annoyed so he came out of the confessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me a question."

So they traded places and Jack asked, "I hear that you and my wife are having an affair, is that true?"

To which the priest answered, "By Golly you can't hear in here."

2007-01-12 18:56:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What 3 words come to mind when I say "yellow"?

2007-01-12 18:56:24 · 33 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Don't you feel Yahoo should take action against Clones, instead of issuing Violation Notices?

I have observed three clones to day, Petunia, Pizza, and Kelly bundy. Yahoo issues notices on flimsy ground. Instead, it should concentrate on avoiding these clones and freaks.

2007-01-12 18:55:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does any one watch the pommy cop show called the bill?

just wundering - im in australia so i dont know where its up to in your country, but smithy just recently got out of jail coz he was charged with the murder of the larson girl - just wondering how/why he got out - i missed that episode and i cant find it anywhere :(

2007-01-12 18:55:42 · 13 answers · asked by all that jazz 3 in Television

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Does your dog snore louder than your husband?

2007-01-12 18:55:27 · 17 answers · asked by jojo r 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Walker Texas Ranger?

Does anybody know what is the song at the beginning of each show? Is it Chuck Norris himself that is singing it? If not, who is. I am trying to find this song but I do not know the name of it & who sings it for sure. Any help is greatly appreciated.

2007-01-12 18:54:45 · 4 answers · asked by Traci H. 1 in Television

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hey is leaving the light off while watching tv at night is bad and why is that?

2007-01-12 18:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by Jason 4 in Television

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Are you the type of person that's better in small doses?

Or do you get better with an increased amount of time together?

I'm better in small doses... I get on my own nerves soon enough. I don't even want to know what it's like for others.

2007-01-12 18:53:51 · 13 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What brand of Dog Shampoo do you buy?

Hi! I am doing a project for school, in which I need to poll some people on a product that they buy - and I would like to know about dog shampoo. Please answer the following questions about dog shampoo:

1) Why did you need to buy dog shampoo?
2) What were your choices?
3) Why did you choose to buy the brand that you did?
4) Where did you choose to buy your shampoo? Why?
5)How did you feel about your purchase after you bought it?
6) Would you buy it again? Why or why not?
7) Do you have a family or just you and your dog? (This question is to see if people make different decisions based on family size)

I would really appreciate your answers, my family and I live in a very secluded area, and getting the answers for my paper is very difficult. Thank you very much in advance for your answers!!

2007-01-12 18:53:41 · 4 answers · asked by Timberwolf 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why would a guy call a gal from time to time for chat?

Pls don't tell me for platonic purposes, there are i admit but let's put that aside.

2007-01-12 18:53:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What 3 words come to mind when I say "blue?

2007-01-12 18:53:11 · 29 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

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WHO LOVES::this?

GILMORE GIRLS AND ONE TREE HILL AND IS SOOO MAD THAT GILMORE GIRLS ISN'T COMING BACK TIL THE 23...IDK TWO WEEKS AND THEN ONE TREE HILL IS COMEING BACK THE 17! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! LOL

<3THEJUNGLEFAERIE<3

2007-01-12 18:52:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What is your motto?

2007-01-12 18:52:29 · 22 answers · asked by Lady Tee 3 in Polls & Surveys

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amusing methods used to get someone's phone number. or amusing ways people have gotten yours?

not looking for advice, just amusing scenarios.

what was the most amusing way that you've ever gotten someone to give you their number, or that someone has used on you.

2007-01-12 18:52:24 · 1 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Polls & Surveys