At one local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation.
Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering.
So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did.
Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you".
Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".
This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING"
Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".
By this time the priest was getting a little annoyed so he came out of the confessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me a question."
So they traded places and Jack asked, "I hear that you and my wife are having an affair, is that true?"
To which the priest answered, "By Golly you can't hear in here."
2007-01-12 18:56:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny....cant believe the first person is reporting you.
2007-01-12 19:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke. I would love for my mom to tell her priest.
2007-01-12 19:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by Serinity4u2find 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny but i doubt that the priest you tell this to will laugh
2007-01-12 19:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WELL THAT WAS NOT WHAT HE EXPECTED 9/10
2007-01-12 19:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>funny and hilarious one
2007-01-12 19:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! that's TERRIBLE! XD and yet so funny... oh man...
2007-01-12 18:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sry i dont get it
2007-01-12 21:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i think he onto him
2007-01-12 19:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by kobanryuu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was GRRRRREAT
2007-01-12 21:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that's a good one.. thanks for sharing.. ⥠it..
2007-01-12 21:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋