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Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

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Do you remember the the first thime you got into a fight when you were a kid. I remember mine I was 12 some guy jumped me and I broke his nose that ended the fight

2007-01-11 23:09:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ANYONE THAT HAS IT PLEASE EMAIL ME THE SONG SO I CAN LISTEN TO IT TO SEE IF IT IS THE RIGHT ONE. IF SO I AM WILLING TO PAY FOR IT AS IT HAS BEEN DELETED FROM ALL CD SHOPS

2007-01-11 23:06:48 · 3 answers · asked by Josephine M 1 in Music

Is yahoo messing up or is it just my computer?

2007-01-11 23:05:39 · 29 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

hehe :)

2007-01-11 23:04:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

5 Germans pull up to the Italian border control in an Audi Quattro. The border guard approaches the drivers side and taps on the window. As the driver lowers the window the guard looks in and counts how many people in the car, then walks round the car and back to the drivers window.
Guard: Sinor, Why do you have a 5 people inside.
Driver: Zis car has 5 seatz and five seat beltz, what is ze problem?
Guard: This car is an Audi Quatrro, Quatrro means four Sinor, but you have 5 people inside your car. I cannot let you through with this many people in the car.
Driver: What are you talking about, this car has room for 5 people, you must let us through.
Guard: I'ma sorry Sinor, but Quatrro means 4 I cannot let you pass.
Driver: Zis is ridiculous, get me the Supervisor, I vant to speak wiz him.
Guard: I'm sorry Sinor, he is busy at the moment.
Drive: What do you mean busy, I want to speak wiz him now!
Guard: I'm afraid he is busy dealing with 2 Spanish girls in a Fiat Uno

2007-01-11 23:03:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-11 23:02:10 · 1 answers · asked by Hi 5 in Music

...If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you

2007-01-11 23:01:52 · 14 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 23:01:04 · 17 answers · asked by marlies b 1 in Celebrities

...and one says to the other, "Saw this gorgeous girl this afternoon. Just laying there by the railway tracks. God, she was fit. Had a figure to die for. So I took her into the woods and gave her a good f*ck. We did it every which way we could - front, back, doggie style. Haven't had sex that good in ages."

"Blonde or brunette?" the other tramp asks.

"I dunno," he replies. "I didn't find the head."

2007-01-11 22:59:51 · 9 answers · asked by Banana Ray David 4 in Jokes & Riddles

( how can i explain the sorrow and my pain....i belive that you and i should be togather once again ..) pls help me to find the name of the song and the singer

2007-01-11 22:59:32 · 1 answers · asked by Thamer 2 in Music

2007-01-11 22:58:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Q. WHAT'S "MINNIE DRIVERS" MIDDLE NAME?

A. CAB!!!!

2007-01-11 22:58:06 · 10 answers · asked by Jit 1 in Jokes & Riddles

confusion?

2007-01-11 22:57:38 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

TWO PACKETS OF CRISP
are walking along the road
a passing car stops & the driver asks if theyd like a lift
no,thanks," say the crisps we're Walkers

2007-01-11 22:56:52 · 13 answers · asked by mr smidgey 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-11 22:56:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is in the bar at the golf club. The barman says "Hey Jack, that's a really bad black eye you have there, how did you get that?"

Jack says, "Well, you know I've been teaching the wife to play golf?" "Yes", replies the barman.

"Well, this morning, when we teed off, she hooked her ball into that cowfield at the left of the first fairway. We were looking through the long grass amongst the cows for her ball for a while, when suddenly, as a cows tail was swishing back and forth, I saw a ball lodged in the cows c*nt. All I did was lifted up the cows tail and shouted " This looks like yours", and she hit me!"

2007-01-11 22:56:35 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew H 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm sure he is, but he's just their doorman

2007-01-11 22:55:28 · 2 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

why yes and why no?

2007-01-11 22:54:45 · 16 answers · asked by Mysterious 6 in Polls & Surveys

A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said Belle was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the lead and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the lead.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

2007-01-11 22:53:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

two nuns sitting in a pub watching two men playing darts..
first man throws scores 2 treble 20's and single 20.
the first nun shouts out ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY..
next man throws a treble 20 and a double 20 and the last dart bounced out and hit the nun in the head.!
the other man shouted ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY...!


oldie but couldnt find on here..
just topical

2007-01-11 22:52:37 · 11 answers · asked by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ok, so say for instance u were able to take one of ur eyeballs out of ur head, still connected to the optic nerve, hypo question remember, and then put that eye in front of ur other eye, still connected to ur head, what would you see??

your eye, or ur eye looking at ur eye, or?????

2007-01-11 22:52:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello to all,
My son's name: Arjun Pyda, DOB: 20th feb. 2001, time: 13:28, Place: Nuneaton,UK. Please can someone check the horoscope and tell me when will he be cured of his 'autism' and become normal. what should i do for that apart from medical intervention. thanks for your time. Regards,Praveena

2007-01-11 22:52:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

about the man who joined a nudist colony

The 1st day was his hardest

2007-01-11 22:52:01 · 6 answers · asked by mr smidgey 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I could almost swear they are increasing in size........my bras are getting really snug. I haven't really gained any weight, either. I mean, I'm NOT complaining at all, just wondering how in the world this could be so. Hormonal changes, maybe? There's no way I could be pregnant, by the way........

Has this happened to anyone else?

2007-01-11 22:50:58 · 23 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please it's important, send it to reykastor138@yahoo.com.ar. I would really appreciate it.

2007-01-11 22:50:30 · 1 answers · asked by kastor 1 in Music

Part of the lyrics were "tripping down lakeshore drive". I heard it sometime in the 80's.

2007-01-11 22:50:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Keeping up appearances and if you do what do you think about it?

2007-01-11 22:50:00 · 6 answers · asked by Lynnemarie 6 in Television

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