A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said Belle was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the lead and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the lead.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-01-11 22:53:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
on six legs but very slowly 10/10 kimberlyB
2007-01-12 03:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 01:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you said I was gonna love it but I didn't
you tricked me
boo hoo
2007-01-11 23:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL really LAUGH OUT LOUD...you were right I loved it!
F*U*N*N*Y
2007-01-11 23:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww, that jus so cute - i luv cute jokes, lol
2007-01-11 22:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really liked it. lol funny
2007-01-11 23:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by Naya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looool, good one
2007-01-11 22:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by Chaoslord 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋