A man is in the bar at the golf club. The barman says "Hey Jack, that's a really bad black eye you have there, how did you get that?"
Jack says, "Well, you know I've been teaching the wife to play golf?" "Yes", replies the barman.
"Well, this morning, when we teed off, she hooked her ball into that cowfield at the left of the first fairway. We were looking through the long grass amongst the cows for her ball for a while, when suddenly, as a cows tail was swishing back and forth, I saw a ball lodged in the cows c*nt. All I did was lifted up the cows tail and shouted " This looks like yours", and she hit me!"
2007-01-11 22:56:35 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
v.funny LMSMAO
2007-01-11 22:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny mate see if you can get any more like that or go on this website and put in funny jokes.
2007-01-11 23:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by shickey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot see your question..why??
more codes in the page
2007-01-11 23:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by man from ME 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one. funny
2007-01-11 23:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by Naya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh.....next.
2007-01-11 23:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by ..... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that is funny
2007-01-11 23:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-12 01:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-12 03:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fore!
2007-01-11 23:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋