a guys boat crashed and sank in the middle of the ocean, so he was left there floating and well a few hours past and a boat drove by, the sailor saw the man floating and asked "do you need any help?" the man said "no thankyou, god will save me" so the boat drove away, another couple of hours past and another boat drove by, the sailor of that boat asked the floating man the same question and the man floating said " no thankyou, god will save me", well another few hours past and the man drowned. He went to heaven and walk right up to god and asked
"God, i was in the middle of the ocean, why didnt you save me?"
God said
"I sent you two boats you idiot."
2007-01-09
10:32:07
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