A teacher, hell bent on making sure none of his class ever succumb to the evils of alcohol, thinks to show them a rather gruesome example of what alcohol can do.
He sets up two clear drinking glasses, into one he pours clean fresh water, and into the other, he pours some whisky.
"Now," he commands his curious class, "watch!"
He takes two pond worms, one he pops into the water, and it swims around quite happily as such creatures do in water.
The other pond worm he puts into the whisky.
Well, that poor old worm writhes for a while in agony before finally succumbing and dropping quite dead to the bottom of the glass.
"Well class?" he turns to face the blackboard with grave demeanour, "and what can we deduce from THAT?"
There is a pause and Johnny at the back of the class says slyly.
"Drink whisky sir, and you won't get worms!"
2007-01-08
09:32:46
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