A teacher, hell bent on making sure none of his class ever succumb to the evils of alcohol, thinks to show them a rather gruesome example of what alcohol can do.
He sets up two clear drinking glasses, into one he pours clean fresh water, and into the other, he pours some whisky.
"Now," he commands his curious class, "watch!"
He takes two pond worms, one he pops into the water, and it swims around quite happily as such creatures do in water.
The other pond worm he puts into the whisky.
Well, that poor old worm writhes for a while in agony before finally succumbing and dropping quite dead to the bottom of the glass.
"Well class?" he turns to face the blackboard with grave demeanour, "and what can we deduce from THAT?"
There is a pause and Johnny at the back of the class says slyly.
"Drink whisky sir, and you won't get worms!"
2007-01-08 09:32:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe nice one Ü thanks
2007-01-09 23:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-01-08 10:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder so many people drink whisky & not water good one!!!!
2007-01-08 10:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant tee hee hee 10/10
2007-01-08 09:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnny was quite smart LOL it's funny anyway
2007-01-08 09:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by kaieka 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-08 10:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-08 09:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a six.
2007-01-08 10:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-08 09:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great!
2007-01-08 09:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by bananananana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one .. but good
2007-01-08 09:47:22 · answer #11 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋