An irishman looking in a rubbish dump for something to sell because he is down on his luck. find an old metal lamp . Bejabers ,just like Alladins he laughs. He rubs it for fun and to his surprise out pops a genie,Master , bellows the genie ,I can give you three wishes ,what do you desire. I'd like a drink says the irishman. Theres a big flash and a bottle of guiness appears . This is a magic bottle says the genie its never empty. the irishman pours the beer into an old cup he has, and as he does the bottle fills again. It will do that for as long as you live ,says the genie. Now whats your second wish? I' d like some food says the irishman, A big flash and a full Sunday roast appears . As you eat the food says the genie ,it will reappear on the plate.Sure enough it does . a full plate all the time. And what is your last wish ? I cant think Oh I tell you what, give me another one of those bottles of Guiness.
2007-01-08
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