i really am not good at jokes and need some really fast!!
i don't care what kinda jokes they are i just need funny ones fast!!
2007-01-08 12:12:14 · 13 answers · asked by Angie,, 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker???
the hooker will stop screwing you once you're dead
2007-01-08 12:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by FML 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't Step Out of the Car
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2007-01-08 20:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by cherry 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor that when she was kicking a can down the street.i asked her what she was doing and she said moving.yo momma so dhum that when she went to a bar the bar tender said drinks are on the house she got a ladder.yo momma so dhum she got locked in a key store.yo momma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change.yo momma so poor that when you asked her fr milk she said left or right.
2007-01-08 20:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by sportzkid757 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Joke
There was a blonde a Burnett and a red head and they had just snuck into a potato factory when they heard the guard coming. They each hid behind a sack of potatos. When the guard came in and saw nothing he decided to check the potato bags. he kicked the 1st one with the red head in it. to hide from the fact it was her in there she went "roof roof" the Gard then said oh just a dog. he went to the next bag with the Burnett in it...kicked it. The Burnett just went "meow meow" the guard said oh just a cat. He went up to the last bag with the blonde behind it. she then said PO-TA-TO (say it real slow)
2007-01-08 20:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The first use of "lol"
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth
and God made man on the 6th day.
God gave this man (adam) the job of naming all the animals
so adam gladly did this.... and here is the conversation they had.
( you dont normanly here this conversation)
Adam: ok, and ill call you monkey
God: Good name
Adam: Ill name that guy rabbit
God: Again, good
Adam: and that one can be called a dog
God: Simple, i like it
Adam: and that one will get the name hippopotamus
God: LOL!!!
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And their you have it :)
2007-01-08 20:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Gary_Hobson 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
2007-01-08 20:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No good jokes sorry!
2007-01-08 20:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry, I'm not too good with jokes=]
2007-01-08 20:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 cowboys rode in on friday....stayed 3 days ...and left on friday......how is that possible
the horse's name is friday....LOL
2007-01-08 21:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by !♥*$ Bre $*♥! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go 2 this site! it haz some sick jokes!
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yom...
2007-01-08 20:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by hustler121 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋