An irishman looking in a rubbish dump for something to sell because he is down on his luck. find an old metal lamp . Bejabers ,just like Alladins he laughs. He rubs it for fun and to his surprise out pops a genie,Master , bellows the genie ,I can give you three wishes ,what do you desire. I'd like a drink says the irishman. Theres a big flash and a bottle of guiness appears . This is a magic bottle says the genie its never empty. the irishman pours the beer into an old cup he has, and as he does the bottle fills again. It will do that for as long as you live ,says the genie. Now whats your second wish? I' d like some food says the irishman, A big flash and a full Sunday roast appears . As you eat the food says the genie ,it will reappear on the plate.Sure enough it does . a full plate all the time. And what is your last wish ? I cant think Oh I tell you what, give me another one of those bottles of Guiness.
2007-01-08 12:10:49 · 8 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is "MICHAEL P" irish?
2007-01-08 12:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, took a while for the penny to drop, but when it did I LOL, mine would be 2 bottles Of JD and a lamb roast:))
2007-01-08 13:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think thats very sensible. He could give it to a friend
2007-01-08 18:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did it have to be an irish guy or a blonde girl, no i am just kidding its funny....
2007-01-08 12:37:20 · answer #4 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear. it took a while for me to get that one! good though!
2007-01-08 20:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stunning, will def. use that beauty down the pub.
2007-01-08 12:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny!!!
2007-01-08 12:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry ... I've never actually said this before but I just don't get it ............. someone please explain ....
2007-01-08 12:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋