DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
2007-01-05
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