One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'"
2007-01-05 01:35:54 · 9 answers · asked by Kate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one Kate deserves full marks well done
2007-01-05 09:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee that's funny..that joke can be used a thousand different ways. I just got an email the other day where it was the teacher reading The Three little pigs. The teacher got to the part where the first little pig went up to the farmer to ask for some of his straw..the teacher paused and asked the class what the farmer said. A little boy in the back answered "Holy **** a talkin pig" leaving the teacher unable to teach for ten minutes...cute either way
2007-01-05 09:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by enoughmichele04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,really funny.You deserve a thumbs up one that one.
2007-01-05 17:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by SweetPoison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what I would've said too
2007-01-05 09:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-01-05 09:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats cute :)
2007-01-05 10:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by CEDMommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a cutie. :)
2007-01-05 10:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for making me smile on my first log in!!!!
2007-01-05 09:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was damn funny!!!LOL!!!!!!
2007-01-05 09:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋