Entertainment & Music - 5 January 2007

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was d--k.

2007-01-05 20:13:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

PUNK AZZ ME WAS TOO LAZY TO COOK MY DINNER SO I ATE BEAN CHILI SOUP,AND NOW I AM LITERALLY FARTING EVERY 2-3 MINUTES THE SMELL ALONE IS ENOUGH TO GET ME UP,NOT TO MENTION THE LOUD POPPING NOISES,THE STINK GETS TRAPPED UNDER MY SHEETS AND CREATES NOXIOUS GAS FUMES,I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A MAJOR HEART ATTACK AND IT WAS THE GAS PAIN GOING UP TO MY CHEST HELP ME DAMN IT,STOP LAUGHING U PUNK AZZES ITS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS 4 AM SO DONT TELL ME TO GO AND GET BEANO I DONT HAVE ANY! GIVE ME A HOME REMEDY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2007-01-05 20:12:19 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:11:47 · 10 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:11:30 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thank you all kindly for your help.

2007-01-05 20:11:26 · 10 answers · asked by pinky 1 in Celebrities

like ala shala (thats made up) im's you and wants to start chatting, do you put a guard up and think he might be plotting a little somethng something, or do you feel like youre about to be put on survellience? Just a silly but honest question to my people in the states.

2007-01-05 20:11:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And What Does It Mean

2007-01-05 20:11:13 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

Who do you think is right...or who do you support???
Louise or Alex??? Did Louise do a justified thing by taking revenge for Alex and Andrea's affair??

2007-01-05 20:11:09 · 4 answers · asked by Ethen 1 in Polls & Surveys

your gender if you could ?

2007-01-05 20:08:29 · 47 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:08:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why is it so embarrasing?, I'm never doing it again, it seems like everyone in the store notices a guy carrying tampons, even old ladies stare at you!

2007-01-05 20:06:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:06:00 · 12 answers · asked by agaz a 1 in Television

2007-01-05 20:05:03 · 3 answers · asked by lovesaragon 5 in Movies

I have an acoustic guitar that I can play a couple of chords on and a couple of scales.

What's the best way for me to make my own wish come true?

2007-01-05 20:04:16 · 2 answers · asked by Hank Hill 3 in Music

... out of view from the driver. how could you let them know?

i can't imagine what i'd think if the car next to me was beeping and pointing frantically at my car!!!

what do you guys think

2007-01-05 20:03:51 · 14 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

Sex Machine: So, what's your name, darling?

Kate Fuller: Kate. What's yours?

Sex Machine: Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you.

2007-01-05 20:03:48 · 4 answers · asked by lovesaragon 5 in Movies

2007-01-05 20:03:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Y!A catogorizes it for you in a catogory besides P/S??

2007-01-05 20:02:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:02:12 · 8 answers · asked by KitKat 1 in Celebrities

What movie?

2007-01-05 20:01:53 · 2 answers · asked by lovesaragon 5 in Movies

yet?

2007-01-05 20:01:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:01:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do more than dance?

2007-01-05 20:01:10 · 16 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 20:00:53 · 4 answers · asked by schenzy 3 in Music

2007-01-05 20:00:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Be sure to name the actors and the movies that connect.
If you have not played this, you have to connect them with people that they have been in movies with. Example: Jack N.- Few Good Men - Kevin Bacon they were both in the same movie.

2007-01-05 20:00:00 · 3 answers · asked by lovesaragon 5 in Movies

What do you think of her work?

2007-01-05 19:59:58 · 8 answers · asked by tori 3 in Horoscopes

2007-01-05 19:59:14 · 19 answers · asked by schenzy 3 in Television

one step closer to the danger zone tonight?

2007-01-05 19:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a Jewish man in my attic."

"Well," answered the Priest, "That's not a sin."

"But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question."

"What is it son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"


(Just a joke, no offense intended!)

2007-01-05 19:58:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles