A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a Jewish man in my attic."
"Well," answered the Priest, "That's not a sin."
"But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question."
"What is it son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
(Just a joke, no offense intended!)
2007-01-05 19:58:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahhahahahahahhaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i wonder how many religious ppo opened this page.(=
2007-01-05 20:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by missannazhoo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There was no sacrilege in this joke. I am not religious, I am however a Christian and of Jewish descent. People that take offense at this joke are just looking for a reason to. The true humor of the joke was to contiune receiving the money or not!
I laughed! If anyone is offended by that.............?
P.S. SOMEONE IS GOING DOWN THE LINE AND GIVING THUMBS DOWN TO EVERYONE!
CGL/A? Hummmmmmmmm!!!
Religious is a person the does the same thing over and over on a regular basis.
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=religious
3 a : scrupulously and conscientiously faithful b : FERVENT, ZEALOUS
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=Hebrew
2007-01-06 04:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe,Smart Dutchhman
2007-01-06 04:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 8/10!
2007-01-06 04:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh, good one.
Bet the others looked just the same...
2007-01-06 04:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by polynesiachick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that your not trying to offend anyone but i think you might have already. Best not to put these types of jokes on the internet sorry
2007-01-06 04:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not bad got a smile out of me
2007-01-06 04:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
I feel bad for laughing at that.
2007-01-06 04:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL... that guy in the attic can't be Jewish.
2007-01-06 04:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by DrWhy! 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
omg that is a good one!!!! haha i like it
2007-01-06 04:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋