PUNK AZZ ME WAS TOO LAZY TO COOK MY DINNER SO I ATE BEAN CHILI SOUP,AND NOW I AM LITERALLY FARTING EVERY 2-3 MINUTES THE SMELL ALONE IS ENOUGH TO GET ME UP,NOT TO MENTION THE LOUD POPPING NOISES,THE STINK GETS TRAPPED UNDER MY SHEETS AND CREATES NOXIOUS GAS FUMES,I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A MAJOR HEART ATTACK AND IT WAS THE GAS PAIN GOING UP TO MY CHEST HELP ME DAMN IT,STOP LAUGHING U PUNK AZZES ITS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS 4 AM SO DONT TELL ME TO GO AND GET BEANO I DONT HAVE ANY! GIVE ME A HOME REMEDY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2007-01-05 20:12:19 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
PLEASE I HAVE NOT SLEPT
2007-01-05 20:12:54 · update #1
SORRY TO HEAR THAT. I GUESS YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LET IT RUN IT'S COURSE.
GOOD LUCK.
2007-01-05 20:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go sit on the pot for awhile and try to get all the gas out. During times of extreme farting there's a high risk of sharting so it's best to spend some time on the pot.
2007-01-07 05:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should take some medicine. Try Beano or go to the store and get some medicine.
2007-01-06 04:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, don't panic. You have to sit on the john until something comes out. Its lodged in and you need to shimmy it out. Drink some milk.
2007-01-06 04:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by AnswersGuru 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you gone to the bathroom yet? I think it needs to work it's way out. Farting usually means you need to go to the bathroom.
2007-01-06 04:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by queendebadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my. Maybe drink some water, or sit in the tub.Maybe a tub will stop the smell. I dunno. Lol i hope u get better, and don't eat that anymore. LOL Sorry didn't mean 2 laugh
2007-01-06 04:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR QUESTION MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE ITS IN CAPS BUT ANYWAYS WALGREENS IS OPEN 24/7 SO GO GET SOME BEANO PETARD
2007-01-06 04:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some water.
2007-01-06 04:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat loads of licorice and go for a long walk, preferably far away from any people......
2007-01-06 04:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by salstick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take some Pepto, or Tums.
2007-01-06 04:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Two Peas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO eat some chicken, ohh wait that will make you gasseir, well you know what they say
2007-01-06 04:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋