Entertainment & Music - 3 January 2007

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.

All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.

She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"

The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

2007-01-03 06:10:19 · 8 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If I sit in a puddle of mayonnaise, will my hemorrhoids begin to talk?

2007-01-03 06:10:10 · 4 answers · asked by I SQUISH YOUR HEAD 1 in Polls & Surveys

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who or what has brought you........?

back from the brink?

2007-01-03 06:10:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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You can over do anything, anything at all?

I have always believed that to much of anything is bad for you. In others words, my answer is
true.

2007-01-03 06:09:44 · 11 answers · asked by kekeke 5 in Polls & Surveys

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which celebrity divorce were you must upset and shocked at?

i thought nick lachey and jessica simpson were hot

2007-01-03 06:09:37 · 33 answers · asked by cutie 2 in Celebrities

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Q.)What was the One WORD that Jeffery Dahlmer used to describe the Men in his life?

A.) "DEEEEELISCIOUS!"

2007-01-03 06:09:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I never thought that they would say anything back.?

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=2986243167 well i guess they do watch the video please lol.

2007-01-03 06:09:30 · 4 answers · asked by keyshia w 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Are there any good books out there that teach you how to play electric guitar or/and electric bass guitar?

for a beginner.............

2007-01-03 06:09:14 · 3 answers · asked by C.O.O.L. 2 in Music

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Does Your Horoscope Sign Really Describe You?

Okay, so when you read things that tell you how people of your sign act/behave/think, do you agree that you are like that? You know, if you're a Pisces, do you act like a Pisces, etc.

2007-01-03 06:09:14 · 23 answers · asked by Victoria Love-Williams 5 in Horoscopes

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Does anyone know where I can download Canadian pop star Robin Sparkles's "Let's Go to the Mall" from that...

How I Met Your Mother episode. That song was hilarious!

2007-01-03 06:08:46 · 3 answers · asked by philly 2 in Television

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How many notes does an electric bass guitar have?

2007-01-03 06:08:35 · 6 answers · asked by C.O.O.L. 2 in Music

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i heard there are pictures of a new sweetass mullet being sold on e bay!?

and they dont belong to stamos!? can he take legal action?

2007-01-03 06:08:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you find David Schwimmer sexually attractive?

2007-01-03 06:08:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What is it...?

it's GREEN now
BUT
20 minutes later PING - RED

what is it?

2007-01-03 06:07:37 · 10 answers · asked by Kit 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is there a point to your question?

♥

2007-01-03 06:07:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know the name of this song? I know part of the lyrics (it's an older one)?

It's an older song and I think part of it goes something like this "baby you and me are both mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel." I think it's something like that. If you know, I'd appreciate the help.

2007-01-03 06:07:06 · 5 answers · asked by Kyle 2 in Music

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