A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
2007-01-03 06:10:19 · 8 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol good one
2007-01-03 06:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad that my hands were worm I didn't want to give her a chill
But the zipper story was good to
GOOD ONE
2007-01-03 06:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by bill_ray56 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so funny,lolllllllllll
but sorry miss category,you gotta post it on "jokes and riddles"
2007-01-03 06:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure thats true love because it's sweet anf funny but not romantic.
2007-01-03 06:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by sunshiine 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another bad joke.
2007-01-03 07:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's true love "unzipped."
2007-01-04 03:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was just posted on here not long ago
2007-01-03 06:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sue F 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If not it's close
2007-01-03 06:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Therious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋