Entertainment & Music - 2 January 2007

Seriously, if they have to ask this, surely they are not even clever enough to do something as humanly basic as have sex in the first place.

2007-01-02 00:59:10 · 43 answers · asked by This is not ellie29uk 2 in Polls & Surveys

In 2007 ???


^_^

helloo eveyone !!

2007-01-02 00:59:04 · 19 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is she trying to say in it?

2007-01-02 00:59:04 · 10 answers · asked by I am nice.... 1 in Music

A blonde was trying to sell her car, but was having a lot of problems selling it as it had 200,000kms on the clock.
She was thinking about this problem one day when a brunette workmate pulled her aside.

'There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal' the brunette said.
'That doesnt matter' replied the blonde, 'If I can only sell the car.'

'Okay' said the brunette. 'Heres the address of a friend of mine, he owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn back the counter in your car to 50,000kms. That will make it easier to sell.'

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
A few weeks later the brunette asked the blonde, 'Did you sell your car?'
'No' replied the blonde, 'Why should I? Its only got 50,000kms on it'

2007-01-02 00:58:42 · 16 answers · asked by DeeDee 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"

"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.

The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"

"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."

2007-01-02 00:58:36 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-02 00:58:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 00:58:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I've been through System searches and online businesses to beat repetition machines. It has a beat The resembles the Imperial March from Star Wars but plays the first bars over and over.Sounds like a violin is playing it, but it goes into bass in a pattern bumbum..bububumbum...bububumbum..bububumbumbumbum(Start over) The sound of the mans voice is sorts warped as if it was meant to be techno mix. I cant remember a word he said all I remember is the beginning. I can try to provide more info if need be I really want to find this song or be proved I need help. It was in the 9o's I believe. Please Help me.

2007-01-02 00:57:43 · 3 answers · asked by Lucian X 1 in Music

2007-01-02 00:56:33 · 14 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 00:56:21 · 13 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

he couldnt make mine as he was hung over from the night before

2007-01-02 00:56:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, I´ve only been watching the show off and on so I´m out of the loop. My question is how could Gabrielle have been a professional model making 10 grand a day if she´s only 5 foot 2? Was she a petite model? I didn´t think petite models made that much.

2007-01-02 00:55:57 · 15 answers · asked by Chachalaca 2 in Television

Why? =^_^=

2007-01-02 00:55:53 · 6 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

just curious. i haven't seen or heard of the guy in years.

2007-01-02 00:55:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

You and i in this beautiful world,
You and i in this beautiful world,
green grass....blue sky in this beautiful world.

this is the theme song of hutch advertisement in indian channels.. i want to know who is the artist and song name

2007-01-02 00:54:43 · 4 answers · asked by shadowcodes 2 in Television

I mean not to ask all the questions we now.
Maybe something DIFFERENT!!!
I need HELP its for an interwe im having in 2 DAYS I need HELP!!!
I will need luck
bye
Nili

2007-01-02 00:54:39 · 15 answers · asked by Saya Otonashi 1 in Celebrities

This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her ****. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"

2007-01-02 00:52:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

.......in order to buy time to weigh the options and decide on a response that won't get you in trouble? LOL

2007-01-02 00:52:28 · 16 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

post away

2007-01-02 00:52:16 · 23 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 00:52:12 · 41 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

heheh :) ???

2007-01-02 00:51:24 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 00:50:44 · 7 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 00:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

2007-01-02 00:49:01 · 26 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

post away

2007-01-02 00:48:52 · 11 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

NEW YORK FROM FLAVOR OF LOVE IZ HAVIIN HER NEW SHOW ON VH1 AND PPLSZ IM WACTHIN BUT HOW CAN SHE GET SUM AND NO 1 WANTSZ NONE! LOL!

2007-01-02 00:48:41 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer r 1 in Television

2007-01-02 00:48:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-02 00:48:04 · 2 answers · asked by SSEEXXYY HHOOTTTTIIEE!!!!!!!!!! 1 in Celebrities

mine is Memorial day...yikes 5 months!!

2007-01-02 00:46:29 · 12 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so.

2007-01-02 00:46:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles