One of the worst was we went fishing off a boat. I wore a boob-tube constume and as i casted my costume rolled down till it reached my belly-button. Worst of all was i was not even aware of it , i was to busy reeling in Salmon [Fish].
Next thing was i had used the toilet at work, pulled up my long-pants and carried on serving customers with a long piece of toilet-roll sticking out from under my blouse. Helll, i nearly died.
Then walking around the Airport in Dubai with my zip open, why won't anybody ever ever tell you so you can fix it.:))
2007-01-02
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