Did you hear all those jokes about Saddam? They were poorly executed.
2007-01-02 00:59:32 · 31 answers · asked by Underpants. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why why why ...he is dead...!!
stop bothiring about him now...
2007-01-02 01:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Spirit of ~^Spirituality^~ 3 · 3⤊ 7⤋
Elton John has released a song remembering the life of Saddam, its called 'Dangle In The Wind'
2007-01-02 01:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ger L 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whats saddams favourite game?
Hangman
What goes down, up down and stops?
saddam
heard these on TV :)
2007-01-05 11:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jimmi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A number of Saddams shirts for sale bit tight arround the collar but they do hang well.
2007-01-02 01:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to get a saddam shirt. Hangs well but a bit tight around the neck
2007-01-02 01:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by ghostbreeder 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Saddam went directly to HELL and met the Devil.
The Devil said, "you can choose how you want to spend eternity in Hell. Look behind door number ONE".
Behind door #1 was the intense heat of the Iraqi desert. Burning sand and all the people had no shoes, their feet were burning, no water, no shade, SOOO HOT!! Saddam said, "No, please, no".
"THEN open door number two? ", said the Devil. And everybody was breathing poison gas, and choking and suffering (like the Kurds) but not dying.. constant suffering from poison GAS.
"OH PLEASE NOOO", said Saddam, "Not door number two for me".
Then the devil opened door number 3....
People were standing up to their armpits in CAMEL CRAP. They were conversing in Arabic, drinking Turkish coffee, listening to music. It smelled terrible, but Saddam liked coffee and conversation.
"OK.. I CHOOSE DOOR NUMBER 3", Saddam said.
"Fine", said the Devil. "OK EVERYBODY, coffee break is over, everybody back down on your knees!"
2007-01-03 01:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saddam wanted to attend your new year eve's party but couldn't make it as he was a little hung over from the night before.
2007-01-02 01:02:59 · answer #7 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wahhh Wahhhhh Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh. lol Nice 1.
2007-01-02 01:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet Saddam would die to hear that one. He would be up in knots over it.
GJ
2007-01-02 01:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by bicentennialbuck 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was a great play on words! 10/10
2007-01-02 02:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tyler H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi saddam here.sorry i couldn't come to your new years party.i was a bit hungover last night
2007-01-02 01:08:07 · answer #11 · answered by fionn hannon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋