This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her ****. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"
2007-01-02 00:52:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry bit sick i know, but made me chuckle
2007-01-02 00:58:35 · update #1
ROFL
took me a sec but i got it
ahahhaha
2007-01-02 01:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/10
2007-01-02 04:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by The Story Teller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-02 01:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's totally gross! Disgusting! 8/10.
2007-01-02 00:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEurggh
2007-01-02 00:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hu cares if kids use the internet im 14 but still think its funny lmfao
2007-01-02 02:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwww
that is sooooo gross I'm going to be sick
2007-01-02 02:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W...What?!
Does ANYONE care that children use the Internet??!!
2007-01-02 02:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeee
that's a bad one
but I kinda liked it!
2007-01-02 01:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really horrid. Good one though.
I think I know that girl
2007-01-02 01:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋