in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so.
2007-01-02 00:46:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-02 00:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If everything the princess touched would melt, then who cares about marrying her? She would have to go around everywhere stark naked because any clothes she would put on will melt off her stark naked body! So I'll bet that guy with the M&M's was quickly lynched by the angry mob.
2016-05-23 06:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a thumbs up from me!
2007-01-02 00:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-02 02:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Good one.
2007-01-02 00:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they taste good
2007-01-02 00:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitelly a good one, i have to say.
2007-01-02 02:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one:))
2007-01-02 00:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-02 00:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by gonzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'm with her!
2007-01-02 00:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by Private 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋